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Quote of the Day

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“Bart . . . Bart . . . Hey, Bart . . .” – Lisa Simpson
“Lisa, it’s six-am. Something’s wrong? Dad died!” – Bart Simpson
“No, no, he’s fine.” – Lisa Simpson
“Well, whaddya? I’m relieved.” – Bart Simpson

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  1. 1 Dave
    20 September 2018 at 8:46 am

    Brilliant, short and sweet, clever gag right there.

  2. 2 Anonymous
    20 September 2018 at 10:25 am

    *whaddya know?

    And agree with Dave. It’s the opposite of “I won’t have a dad… for a while.” but equally funny. Then there’s the flat, disappointed “Oh great, dad’s dead.” one after Homer gets sick eating the sandwich. I’m surprised they got away with as many jokes about Homer’s kids reacting to his perceived death as they did, and they were all funny, never cruel.


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