“Bart . . . Bart . . . Hey, Bart . . .” – Lisa Simpson
“Lisa, it’s six-am. Something’s wrong? Dad died!” – Bart Simpson
“No, no, he’s fine.” – Lisa Simpson
“Well, whaddya? I’m relieved.” – Bart Simpson
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Brilliant, short and sweet, clever gag right there.
*whaddya know?
And agree with Dave. It’s the opposite of “I won’t have a dad… for a while.” but equally funny. Then there’s the flat, disappointed “Oh great, dad’s dead.” one after Homer gets sick eating the sandwich. I’m surprised they got away with as many jokes about Homer’s kids reacting to his perceived death as they did, and they were all funny, never cruel.