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Sep
18

Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.” – Kent Brockman


5 Responses to “Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    25 September 2018 at 11:34 am

    Burn, Krusty, burn!

  2. 2 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    26 September 2018 at 9:27 am

    Don’t be the boy, don’t be the boy, don’t be the boy…

  3. 4 Victor
    28 September 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Gotta love how the 2000s brought new meaning to this quote (even if unintentionally).


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