Makeup Quote of the Day

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Makeup Quote of the Day

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Tags: Another Simpsons Clip Show

“Wake up!” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, it’s 3am and I worked all day.” – Homer Simpson
“It’s 9:30pm and you spent your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie’s kiddie pool.” – Marge Simpson

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1 Boourns
27 September 2018 at 4:17 am

Marge looks downright sinister there!

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