Archive for September, 2018



24
Sep
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“I’m sorry, can’t hear you, son! I’m wearing a jacuzzi suit.” – Luann van Houten

24
Sep
18

Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.” – Kent Brockman

21
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“Hey, everybody! I’m Peter Pantsless!” – Homer Simpson

20
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“Hi, Dad, how was work?” – Lisa Simpson
“Cold.” – Homer Simpson

19
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“Bart . . . Bart . . . Hey, Bart . . .” – Lisa Simpson
“Lisa, it’s six-am. Something’s wrong? Dad died!” – Bart Simpson
“No, no, he’s fine.” – Lisa Simpson
“Well, whaddya? I’m relieved.” – Bart Simpson

19
Sep
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“How ya doin’ fellas?” – James Taylor
“With all due respect, Mr. Taylor, this isn’t the best time for your unique brand of bittersweet folk-rock. We have a potentially critical situation here. I’m sure you’ll understand.” – Buzz Aldrin
“Listen, Aldrin, I’m not as laid back as people think. Now, here’s the deal: I’m gonna play, and you’re gonna float there and like it.” – James Taylor

17
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“Wait, that was all a dream. Hey, then maybe I haven’t become a hideous drunken wreck . . . oh.” – Mr. Smithers




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