Archive for October, 2018

31
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“Moe’s Tavern? . . . Hold on, I’ll check. Hey, everybody, I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.” – Moe

30
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“Hello, police? This is Marge Simpson, my husband is on a murderous rampage! Over.” – Marge Simpson
“Well, thank God that’s over. I was worried there for a second.” – Chief Wiggum

30
Oct
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Good morning, everybody! Panic is gripping Springfield as giant advertising mascots rampage through the city. Perhaps it’s part of some daring new ad campaign, but what new product could justify such carnage? A cleanser, a fat free fudge cake that doesn’t let you down in the flavor department like so many others?” – Kent Brockman

30
Oct
18

Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“Behold mighty Caesar, in all his glory!” – Homer Simpson

27
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“You don’t forget a thing like Siamese twins!” – Dr. Hibbert
“I believe they prefer to be called conjoined twins.” – Lisa Simpson
“And hillbillies prefer to be called sons of the soil, but it ain’t gonna happen.” – Dr. Hibbert

26
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“If they’re really witches, why don’t they use their powers to escape?” – Lisa Simpson
“That sounds like witch talk to me, Lisa.” – Homer Simpson
“Nevermind!” – Lisa Simpson

25
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“Mom! Dad! Mr. Burns is a vampire and he has Bart!” – Lisa Simpson
“Why, Bart is right here.” – C.M. Burns
“Hello, Mother. Hello, Father. I missed you during my uneventful absence.” – Bart Simpson

Happy birthday Nancy Cartwright!




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