Archive for October, 2018

18
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“Good morning, Springfield! Good morning, Mr. and Mrs. Winfield!” – Homer Simpson
“Why don’t you get a haircut, you hippie!” – Mr. Winfield
“Good morning, Moe’s Tavern!” – Homer Simpson
“Hey, it’s the President.” – Barney Gumble
“Good morning everybody!” – Homer Simpson
“Good morning!” – Funeral Mourners

17
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“I think that game is too old for her. Why don’t you go  play with Milhouse?” – Marge Simpson
“I don’t wanna play with Milhouse.” – Bart Simpson
“You mean you still haven’t made up with him?” – Marge Simpson
“It’s his mom. She says I’m a bad influence. C’mon, Maggie, let’s go throw rocks at that hornet’s nest.” – Bart Simpson

16
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“Are we done?” – Lisa Simpson
“We are just warming up.” – Turn Your Head and Coif Guy
“Uh, isn’t this dangerous?” – Lisa Simpson
“Don’t worry, I am well protected.” – Turn Your Head and Coif Guy

15
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“When I grow up, I’m going to Bovine University!” – Ralph Wiggum

14
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“For the love of God, sir! There are two seats!” – Mr. Smithers
“I like to put my feet up.” – C.M. Burns

13
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“Enh, this junk was hardly worth getting up for. Maybe if I go back to sleep for a few days some good mail will build up.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

13
Oct
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Springfield. They had brought the sacred tree back to its native soil, and though Flanders was stuck with the impound fee, he could easily afford it.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson




E-Mail

deadhomersociety (at) gmail

Run a Simpsons site or Twitter account? Let us know!

Twitter Updates

The Mob Has Spoken

Bleeding Gums Murphy on Quote of the Day
Ryan on Quote of the Day
Anonymous on Quote of the Day
Anonymous on Quote of the Day
Anonymous on Quote of the Day
Bleeding Gums Murphy on Quote of the Day
Ryan on Quote of the Day
Steamed Hams on Quote of the Day
Dave on Quote of the Day
Anonymous on Quote of the Day

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Reruns

Useful Legal Tidbit

Even though it’s obvious to anyone with a functional frontal lobe and a shred of morality, we feel the need to include this disclaimer. This website (which openly advocates for the cancellation of a beloved television series) is in no way, shape or form affiliated with the FOX Network, the News Corporation, subsidiaries thereof, or any of Rupert Murdoch’s wives or children. “The Simpsons” is (unfortunately) the intellectual property of FOX. We and our crack team of one (1) lawyer believe that everything on this site falls under the definition of Fair Use and is protected by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution. No revenue is generated from this endeavor; we’re here because we love “The Simpsons”. And besides, you can’t like, own a potato, man, it’s one of Mother Earth’s creatures.