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Quote of the Day

“I have a responsibility to raise these children right. And unless you change I’ll have to tell them their father is, well, wicked.” – Marge Simpson
“Kids, let me tell you about another so called ‘wicked’ guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas, and he didn’t always do what other people thought was right, and that man’s name was . . . I forget. But the point is . . . I forget that, too. Marge, you know who I’m talking about, he used to drive that blue car.” – Homer Simpson


3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    9 October 2018 at 10:42 am

    So maybe Jesus did have wheels.

    I always thought this was rather unfair of Marge, though not unexpected or out of character.

  2. 2 Dave
    9 October 2018 at 1:43 pm

    Brilliant and comfy episode. Everybody is stupid except Homer.

  3. 3 Boourns
    10 October 2018 at 8:05 am

    For some reason, I kept expecting the punchline to be John Lennon


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