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Makeup Quote of the Day

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“And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Springfield. They had brought the sacred tree back to its native soil, and though Flanders was stuck with the impound fee, he could easily afford it.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

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  1. 1 Anonymous
    13 October 2018 at 12:45 pm

    I love this part, and then it gets even better with the revisionist version from the Shelbyville Grampa, and the added bonus of a cool glass of turnip juice.


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