Quote of the Day

“Here are several fine young men who I’m sure are gonna go far. Ladies and gentlemen, the Ramones.” – Mr. Smithers
“Ah, these minstrels will soothe my jangled nerves.” – C.M. Burns
“I’d just like to say this gig sucks.” – Joey Ramone
“Hey, up yours, Springfield.” – Johnny Ramone

7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Dave
    21 October 2018 at 5:24 pm

    Another brilliant cameo. Short and sweet, really funny and often cut in syndication because of the swears.

    Don’t forget to kill the Rolling Stones.

    • 2 Bleeding Gums Murphy
      21 October 2018 at 6:35 pm

      DO AS I SAY!!!!

    • 4 Todd Flanders
      23 October 2018 at 4:58 pm

      This scene was left intact in the syndicated version. About 90 seconds of comedic gold was flushed down the toilet to make room for advertisements to tell people about local car dealerships and fabric softener in this particular episode. Legitimately-elected president Bush being kicked out of the party, Professor Frink’s giant robot teddy bear, Homer in a recording studio singing about a big mac, Homer attempting to get Maggie to play with a cardboard box, and Burns and Smithers attempting a sitcom were all trashed for nothing. Months of tireless work animating these wonderful scenes were just thrown away. I’m glad that I taped these episodes when they first aired and never forgot about these scenes between the time when the episode originally aired and when the whole season was released on DVD intact.

  2. 6 Anonymous
    22 October 2018 at 9:03 am

    This is my absolute favorite birthday parody ever, and the Simpsons actually has a lot of good ones, so that’s hard to choose, but it’s just so perfect. The “you’re the birthday boy or girl” scene probably comes in a close second.

  3. 7 Dman
    23 October 2018 at 7:41 am

    Hey, I think they liked us!

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