“Alright, Collector, stick this in your tweezers: I’m not Xena! I’m an actress, you lunatic!” – Lucy Lawless
“Oh, please, I’m not insane. I simply wish to take you back to my lair and make you my bride.” – The Collector
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Must… remove… my… breastplate!
At least it wasn’t a wizard who did it.
Absolutely superb story. And how he gets himself killed is brilliant and so in character.