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Makeup Quote of the Day

“Everyone Snake swore revenge on is being murdered!” – Bart Simpson
“It’s almost as if he’s killing from beyond the grave!” – Marge Simpson
“I told you capital punishment isn’t a deterrent.” – Lisa Simpson


4 Responses to “Makeup Quote of the Day”


  1. 26 October 2018 at 6:57 am

    “Later chicky pie.”

  2. 2 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    26 October 2018 at 10:27 am

    This is easily the best quote of that ToH segment.

    • 3 Anonymous
      26 October 2018 at 1:57 pm

      Better than Homer’s “Don’t make me choose!” dilemma?

      • 4 Bleeding Gums Murphy
        26 October 2018 at 4:08 pm

        Yeah, a lot better, this one is brilliant as it implies Lisa’s argument against capital punishment included zombies all this time (and if it didn’t, it’s just hilarious in a very classic Simpsons way), while the other is just alright (a simple scene of Homer being Homer). I honestly don’t like this segment. I think I dropped it for the last ToH marathon I did and went straight to the “I told you, I’m not Xena. I’m Lucy Lawless” segment. That one is 7.5 or 8/10.


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