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Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 5 Comments
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“You don’t forget a thing like Siamese twins!” – Dr. Hibbert
“I believe they prefer to be called conjoined twins.” – Lisa Simpson
“And hillbillies prefer to be called sons of the soil, but it ain’t gonna happen.” – Dr. Hibbert

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  1. 1 rdenton85
    28 October 2018 at 2:04 pm

    I love the bit where he appears to be cutting Bart and Hugo but it’s actually two contracts.

    • 2 Anonymous
      28 October 2018 at 2:29 pm

      That was pretty good. Kind of makes you wince until you realize that.

      • 3 Gabbo
        28 October 2018 at 5:48 pm

        Haven’t watched on teevee in a while, but don’t they leave the slicing part and cut the contract part on reruns?

        • 4 jbwarner86
          29 October 2018 at 11:02 am

          The contract gag is cut in syndication, but they left in the shot of Hibbert with the paper slicer. Like most syndication cuts, the plot point is retained but the joke is destroyed.

  2. 5 CheddarGoblin (@ThatBartCrowe)
    30 October 2018 at 3:59 pm

    So this is just Simpsons quotes now? The internet has no shortage of that. is there an actual place commiserate over current The Simpsons?


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