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Oct
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Good morning, everybody! Panic is gripping Springfield as giant advertising mascots rampage through the city. Perhaps it’s part of some daring new ad campaign, but what new product could justify such carnage? A cleanser, a fat free fudge cake that doesn’t let you down in the flavor department like so many others?” – Kent Brockman


1 Response to “Makeup Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    31 October 2018 at 10:33 am

    I like when Bart convinces the giant devil to trash the school.


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