Archive for November, 2018

29
Nov
18

Quote of the Day

“Alright, smart guy, where’s the fire?” – Chief Wiggum
“Over there.” – Homer Simpson
“Okay, you just bought yourself a 317, pointing out police stupidity! . . . Or is that a 314?” – Chief Wiggum

29
Nov
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Of course, there’s no way to see into the Simpson home without some kind of infrared heat-sensitive camera. So, let’s turn it on. Now, this technology is new to me, but I’m pretty sure that’s Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over four hundred degrees. He’s literally stewing in his own juices!” – Kent Brockman

27
Nov
18

Quote of the Day

“When we come back, we’ll show you the contents of a supermodel’s stomach.” – Guinness Book of World Records Host
“What an age we live in.” – Homer Simpson
“Look at all that Sweet & Low.” – Marge Simpson

27
Nov
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“How ironic, my crusade against television has come to an end so formulaic it could’ve spewed from the Powerbook of the laziest Hollywood hack!” – Sideshow Bob

25
Nov
18

Quote of the Day

“Now, let’s talk rust-proofing. These Colecos’ll rust up on you like that . . . shut up, Gil, close the deal! Close the deal!” – Gil

24
Nov
18

Quote of the Day

“Homer, did you know it was a burlesque house when you sent Bart to work there?” – Marge Simpson
“No! I only learned that four days ago.” – Homer Simpson

24
Nov
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Um, you know, I can’t afford to pay you.” – Lisa Simpson
“I didn’t become a scientist for financial gain. Whatever little money you have will be just fine.” – Stephen Jay Gould




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