Quote of the Day

“Looking for a good time, sailor?” – Allied Tradesperson
“I certainly am.” – Bart Simpson
“No, you’re not! . . . He’s really not.” – Marge Simpson

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Ryan
    2 November 2018 at 9:09 am

    I don’t remember ordering a blowjob.

  2. 2 Anonymous
    2 November 2018 at 10:22 am

    Bart’s enthusiastic naivety is what makes this funnier than creepy.

  3. 3 Anonymous
    3 November 2018 at 1:38 pm

    Always cut in syndication, but a short and hilarious bit.

  4. 5 Ryan
    3 November 2018 at 8:33 pm

    Is this the only time we see prostitues in the show

    • 6 Bleeding Gums Murphy
      4 November 2018 at 8:37 am

      Nope. There has been a few times where prostitutes have been seen, albeit without speaking parts (usually in TV spots or news), unless I’m wrong.

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