Makeup Quote of the Day

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Makeup Quote of the Day

Categories: QotD
Tags: Marge on the Lam

“Homer, please, you know it’s hard for me to make friends.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, Marge, we should do this every Thursday.” – Marge’s Potential Friend
“Marge, I got sprayed by this skunk! Oh, look, he’s doing it again!” – Homer Simpson

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1 rdenton85
5 November 2018 at 2:40 pm

I love how Marge is as horrified as her potential friends.
2 Anonymous
6 November 2018 at 10:02 am

Another syndication cut!

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