Quote of the Day

“I’m used to seeing people promoted ahead of me, friends, co-workers, Tibor. I never thought it’d be my own wife.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, maybe you’d get promoted if you worked a little harder.” – Marge Simpson
“Are you kidding? I work like a Japanese beaver!” – Homer Simpson
“Oh really? I came to see you three times today. Twice you were sleeping and once you were kicking that ball of electrical tape around.” – Marge Simpson

7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 5 November 2018 at 2:39 pm

    That idiot Tibor lost the key. Great unseen character.

  2. 6 Todd Flanders
    5 November 2018 at 7:47 pm

    The Japanese beaver line is one of multiple lines from the Simpsons I’ve used on other people who didn’t know it was from something where I scored a big laugh when they assumed I thought of it myself. Other times I’ve been called out on lifting Simpsons lines as my own. I once got a big laugh from a group of people when saying that it said something or other was deemed okay in the bible “somewhere in the back” and one guy got me knowing it was from the Simpsons.

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