Quote of the Day

“We want the truth!” – Bart Simpson
“You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth! No truth handler, you! Bah! I deride your truth handling abilities!” – Sideshow Bob

If you’re here in the U.S. and you’re registered to vote, for fuck’s sake, go do that. I really really don’t want tomorrow’s quote to be about Bob stealing the election.

And once you’ve voted, enjoy this fine list of ways to kill time until actual results come in: Simpsons Episodes for a Dreary Election.

8 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 6 November 2018 at 11:27 pm

    One of the greetest of all time.

  2. 2 Ryan
    7 November 2018 at 8:27 am

    what’s up with all these liberals telling us to vote when what they really want to say is “vote democrat”.

    why don’t they just say it lol

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