Quote of the Day

“But, Marge, I think he should learn about it the same way I did.” – Homer Simpson
“Are you sure?” – Marge Simpson
“Zookeeper! Zookeeper! Those two monkeys are killing each other!” – Homer Simpson
“They’re having sex.” – Zookeeper
“Oh.” – Homer Simpson

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    13 November 2018 at 11:01 am

    Still probably got a more comprehensive sex education than most kids at that age.

  2. 2 Ryan
    14 November 2018 at 8:23 am

    An to think, thirty years later, Homer would be in the zoo’s enclosure learning it first hand with a panda.

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