Quote of the Day

“Now, c’mon, give your putter a name.” – Homer Simpson
“What?” – Bart Simpson
“Give it a name.” – Homer Simpson
“Mr. Putter.” – Bart Simpson
“You want to try a little harder, son? C’mon, give it a girl’s name.” – Homer Simpson
“Mom.” – Bart Simpson
“Your putter’s name is Charlene.” – Homer Simpson
“Why?” – Bart Simpson
“It just is, that’s why.” – Homer Simpson

11 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    16 November 2018 at 12:22 am

    Dead Putting Society… Dead Homer Society… Dead Putting Society… Dead Homer Society… Dead Putting Society… hmmmmm…

    What could this mean?

    • 16 November 2018 at 3:26 am

      Hmm. Is there a connection I can’t see either…

    • 3 Ryan
      16 November 2018 at 4:53 am

      Not as much as you’re implying. It’s a pun on Dead Poets Society.

      • 4 Bleeding Gums Murphy
        16 November 2018 at 9:55 am

        • 5 Ryan
          17 November 2018 at 7:49 am

          I know you were being sarcastic. But you still didn’t know that they were parodies of Dead Poets Society. You thought the title of this website was a parody of Dead Putting Society.

          Don’t try to pretend otherwise. lol.

          • 6 Bleeding Gums Murphy
            18 November 2018 at 12:22 am

            I could have posted the “that’s the joke” gif, but I posted this one instead because the other one is used all the time. I knew both are puns of Dead Poets Society. I was merely pointing out that this blog’s name, and most of the blog categories like Crazy Noises, etc, comes from The Simpsons, regardless of the origins of the Simpsons reference.

            Considering that it’s not the first time I have seen people telling you’re missing the point, I find your comment ironic. Lol.

    • 9 Steamed Hams
      16 November 2018 at 10:49 am

      I just realized: if you crossed your name with Charlie Sweatpants, you’d get Charlie Murphy! RIP 1 1/2 years ago

  2. 11 Anonymous
    16 November 2018 at 12:01 pm

    The show made so many references and did so many great parodies I wouldn’t get until years later, and then when I finally saw the originals, I could only think of the Simpsons version.

    Just yesterday I watched “Nightmare at 20,000 Feet”, then immediately showed the other person “Terror at 5 & 1/2 Feet”. Good times.

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