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By Charlie Sweatpants 3 Comments
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“Hi, Moe. Where’s that waitress of yours?” – Homer Simpson
“She left to pursue her movie career. Frankly, I think she was better off here.” – Moe

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  1. 1 Anonymous
    23 November 2018 at 12:23 pm

    Back when Moe was a sleazeball but could still occasionally get a date, unlike the lovelorn loser he became.

    • 2 Ryan
      23 November 2018 at 9:28 pm

      He owned the biggest bar in the state and had high profile celebrities playing there nightly. This episode wasnt the normal Moe.

      • 3 Anonymous
        24 November 2018 at 3:00 pm

        He may have experienced greater fame and popularity, but his personality didn’t change, unless you count being greedier than normal, but even that would be a stretch.


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