Archive for December, 2018

31
Dec
18

Quote of the Day

“Ten . . . nine . . . eight . . . eight . . . eight . . . eight . . .” – Springfield New Year’s Crowd
“Oh, will this horrible year never end?” – Homer Simpson

30
Dec
18

Quote of the Day

“Okay, people, we need to cook up a new holiday for the summer. Something with gifts, cards, assorted gougeables.” – Costington’s Boss
“How ’bout something religious? We had great penetration last spring with Christmas 2!” – Costington’s Executive

29
Dec
18

Quote of the Day

“Oh, it’ll be fun! We’re gonna go through our old cancelled checks and receipts and give ourselves an audit, make sure we don’t owe anything extra.” – Ned Flanders
“Oh, I’m sure I’d be a third wheel.” – Homer Simpson
“Oh-no, siree, we’d be happy as hens to have-” – Ned Flanders
“I would make it my business to be a third wheel.” – Homer Simpson

28
Dec
18

Quote of the Day

“Alright, settle, people. People, settle. People! Wood and Van Zuyland, stake out Donut Land. When they fry up a fresh batch, call it in. Keneally and Earhart, back ’em up. Fitz and Garcia, it’s your turn to sleep in. And Simpson, seeing how this is your first day, you’re inexperienced and vulnerable, your beat is Junkieville and Bumtown.” – Chief Wiggum

27
Dec
18

Quote of the Day

“That’s it! I’m gonna report this to me member of Parliament! Hey, Gus! I got something to report to ya!” – Bruno Drundridge
“That’s a bloody outrage it is! I’m gonna take this all the way to the Prime Minister! . . . Hey, Mister Prime Minister! . . . Andy!” – Gus, MP
“Hey, mates, what’s the good word?” – Andy, PM

26
Dec
18

Quote of the Day

“Oh, honey, you know how it turns out. After all, you wouldn’t be here today if I hadn’t become the responsible head of a household.” – Homer Simpson
“Hey, Homer, can we have a can of frosting for lunch?” – Bart Simpson
“Okay.” – Homer Simpson

25
Dec
18

Quote of the Day

“How’d you know that thing would work?” – Bart Simpson
“Well, the sound is just brutal. And I figured reindeer would naturally be afraid of their cruel master, Santa Claus.” – John




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