02
Dec
18

Quote of the Day

“I’m afraid we’re going to need a bigger place.” – Marge Simpson
“No we won’t. I’ve got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart’s crib, and Bart can sleep with us until he’s twenty-one.” – Homer Simpson
“Won’t that warp him?” – Marge Simpson
“My cousin Frank did it.” – Homer Simpson
“You don’t have a cousin Frank.” – Marge Simpson
“He became Francine back in ’76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.” – Homer Simpson


10 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Ryan
    5 December 2018 at 11:27 pm

    Libtards BTFO!


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