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Dec
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“But for that ending to work, you would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. And that would be downright nutty.” – Troy McClure


9 Responses to “Makeup Quote of the Day”


  1. 4 December 2018 at 7:48 pm

    Or Smithers shoots Mr Burns outside Homer’s car but Mr Burns drops his gun inside the car and Homer accidentally touches it later.

    • 2 Anonymous
      5 December 2018 at 11:21 am

      But that was just the fingerprint evidence. It was the eyelash that they got the DNA from, which meant the shooter and Burns would’ve had to have an up close and personal struggle. In the actual ending, it was Burns trying to take the candy from Maggie, but in the fake scenarios, none of them ever got close enough to Burns to leave DNA evidence.

  2. 9 Dave
    5 December 2018 at 12:49 pm

    When will the show become unprofitable?


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