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Quote of the Day

“Though it was unusual to spend twenty-eight minutes reporting on a doll, this reporter found it impossible to stop talking. It’s just really fascinating news, folks. Good night. . . . Oh, and the President was arrested for murder, more on that tomorrow night or you can turn to another channel. . . . Oh, do not turn to another channel.” – Kent Brockman


2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    14 December 2018 at 11:49 am

    Looks like this site is eating Frinkiac links again.

  2. 2 Boourns
    16 December 2018 at 5:45 am

    “Oh, and the President was arrested for murder”

    If only…


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