Quote of the Day

“Can we keep him, Dad? Please!” – Bart Simpson
“But he’s a loser! He’s pathetic! He’s . . . a Simpson.” – Homer Simpson

Happy Simpsons Day, everybody!

13 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 17 December 2018 at 9:03 pm

    Just watched this last night. Such a great episode. I love Bart’s line about how tv has betrayed him. I dread to think how it would be if it were a zombie simpsons episode.

    • 2 Anonymous
      18 December 2018 at 10:50 am

      The best gift Zombie Simpsons can give us is the announcement that they’re finally pulling the plug.

      So, maybe X-Mas of 3021?

      • 3 Ryan
        18 December 2018 at 9:03 pm

        What difference would it pulling the plug make

        How is that a good thing

        Why is it bad that its continuing

        • 19 December 2018 at 7:27 am

          Because the longer it goes on then the less chance new viewers will have of watching the best of the show and the legacy of the Simpsons will continue to be damaged.

          • 5 Ryan
            19 December 2018 at 8:01 am

            Hahahaha. Zombie Simpsons has been going on for 20 years now. It continuing won’t do any more damage to The Simpsons’ legacy.

            Your logic is wrong, and you know it is. Just admit you want it gone for the emotional reason that you hate it.

            • 6 Anonymous
              19 December 2018 at 10:48 am

              I’m sorry that you crave attention so desperately, but you do know there are better places to shitpost than a nearly deserted Simpsons blog, right? Or do you feel that your voice would be drowned out if you had to compete against other needy attention whores?

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