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Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 1 Comment
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“How’d you know that thing would work?” – Bart Simpson
“Well, the sound is just brutal. And I figured reindeer would naturally be afraid of their cruel master, Santa Claus.” – John

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  1. 1 Anonymous
    26 December 2018 at 11:09 am

    Underrated. I was somewhat disappointed when I learned the whole “Annual Gift Man” thing wasn’t true.


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