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Quote of the Day

“Oh, honey, you know how it turns out. After all, you wouldn’t be here today if I hadn’t become the responsible head of a household.” – Homer Simpson
“Hey, Homer, can we have a can of frosting for lunch?” – Bart Simpson
“Okay.” – Homer Simpson


4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    27 December 2018 at 10:20 am

    Half-assed under-parenting at its finest.

  2. 2 Ryan
    27 December 2018 at 4:41 pm

    > character says one thing
    > immediately does opposite

    Sooooo funnyyy

    • 3 Bleeding Gums Murphy
      27 December 2018 at 8:42 pm

      Yeah I don’t really like these kind of jokes in The Simpsons, I always found them too easy, uncreative and cheap (well, “cheap” isn’t the right word but you get the idea).

      • 4 Steamed Hams
        28 December 2018 at 1:26 pm

        Besides the Bojack Xmas special poked fun of that very trope using the fictional show-within-a-show itself.


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