Quote of the Day

“Five alarm chili, eh? . . . One . . . Two . . . Hey, what’s the big idea?” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, I admit it. It’s only two alarm, two and a half, tops. I just wanted to be a big man in front of the kids.” – Ned Flanders
“Daddy, are you going to jail?” – Todd Flanders
“We’ll see, son. We’ll see.” – Ned Flanders

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    5 January 2019 at 3:17 pm

    I love that not only does Todd believe his father might go to jail for such a minor offense, but Ned thinks it might be a legitimate possibility too.

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