Makeup Quote of the Day

“Dad, the best way for you to help is to set a good example. Just stand around and don’t steal anything. . . . Hey!” – Homer Simpson
“We’re on our break.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

2 Responses to “Makeup Quote of the Day”

  1. 8 January 2019 at 6:09 am

    Perhaps old people aren’t so useless after all 😁

    • 2 Anonymous
      8 January 2019 at 10:31 am

      But stealing things isn’t really “useful”, unless you’ve got a large family that prefers cigarettes to bread.

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