07
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“So, we meet again, Mad Magazine.” – Principal Skinner
“How do you know it’s from Mad?” – Bart Simpson
“The year was 1968, we were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flak jacket, revealing a t-shirt with an iron-on sporing the Mad slogan, ‘Up With Miniskirts’. Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn’t quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed Charlie to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can’t get the spices right!” – Principal Skinner


2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 8 January 2019 at 6:10 am

    Skinner’s PTSD is always so damn funny. I could watch an entire episode based on his fun and games during the war.

  2. 2 Anonymous
    8 January 2019 at 10:34 am

    Boy, Charlie, you sure did a number on Skinner. What did you do, force him to gaze into a crystal ball that showed episodes of the future Zombie Simpsons?


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