Quote of the Day

“Move a muscle and I’ll blow this wino’s head off!” – Snake
“I’m behind three inches of bullet proof glass. Do your worst.” – Moe
“Alright.” – Snake
“No! Stay out of there! Stay out of there! Oh, Good God, no!” – Moe
“Ho, goodbye student loan payments!” – Snake

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    11 January 2019 at 11:22 am

    Everything about this scene is perfect, especially when Moe realizes there isn’t very much oxygen in his little safe room.

    Scratch that, everything about this entire episode is perfect except that they couldn’t do even more stories. An hour long special would’ve been fantastic.

  2. 2 TV Diner
    16 January 2019 at 5:34 pm

    For my entire life, until this moment, I thought Snake was calling Barney “Fido,” as in, “I’ll kill this dog.”

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