12
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 6 Comments
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“TGIF! Guys, I’m off to Moe’s!” – Homer Simpson
“But, Homer, it’s ten in the morning.” – Lenny
“Don’t worry, I have a plan. I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty,r and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.” – Homer Simpson

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

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  1. 1 Anonymous
    12 January 2019 at 1:24 pm

    Typo: “fifty,r”

    (Fired, blunder, etc.)

  2. 2 L
    12 January 2019 at 11:12 pm

    Ah man, Chuck what happened to the site? Your last post of substance was 2017’s Simpsons Day. Feels real bad to see this site go the way of everything, but I believe you can still get it back. Don’t just let reddit steal the discussion from the former episodes and modern news as well. Can’t believe DHS said nothing about Apu being scrubbed from the show last year.

    Fuck Sneed too

    • 3 Ryan
      12 January 2019 at 11:41 pm

      “Why did this site that announced it would be ending years ago, end years ago???! Wtf?!?!?!”

    • 4 Anonymous
      13 January 2019 at 1:26 pm

      Was he really? Last I checked, the creators were busy making total asses of themselves with their Zombie-sode response to the controversy.

      What did they do to Sneed?

  3. 5 L
    15 January 2019 at 4:09 pm

    Fucking autists. What the hell are you talking about?


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