Quote of the Day

“Bart, I hope you won’t bear some sort of simple minded grudge against me. I was merely trying to fend off the desecration of a school building.” – Martin Prince
“Eat my shorts.” – Bart Simpson
“Pardon?” – Martin Prince

11 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    13 January 2019 at 1:28 pm

    Ah, crudely-drawn filler material!

    (Still beats cold and sterile HD crap any day of the week.)

  2. 13 January 2019 at 3:50 pm

    Yeah it’s a much better style. And I love Martin’s reaction. Pretty much anyone would react like that to Bart’s insult.

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