Makeup Quote of the Day

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Makeup Quote of the Day

Categories: QotD
Tags: Homer and Apu

“Expired ham? Oh, this time I’ve gone too far. No. No one will fall for-” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Woo-hoo! Cheap meat! Ooh, this one’s open.” – Homer Simpson

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1 Gabbo
19 January 2019 at 2:10 pm

Silly customer! You cannot hurt a Twinkie!
- 2 Anonymous
  23 January 2019 at 10:10 am
  
  I think this is one of my favorite lines from this episode.
3 rdenton85
22 January 2019 at 11:04 am

The constant cuts to the ambulance are great
4 Boourns
2 February 2019 at 9:26 am

Note Apu’s rarely seen official work-shirt, solely so they can tear his name-tag off it!

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