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19

Quote of the Day

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“Smithers, I’ve just seen the most heroic dog on television. He pulled a toddler from the path of a speeding car, then pushed a criminal in front of it! Find this dog. I want to make him my executive vice president!” – C.M. Burns

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  1. 1 Anonymous
    28 January 2019 at 9:04 am

    Probably one of the best lines in this episode. I like using it during heroic animal shows/videos.

    And this is a good way to portray Mr. Burns as being temporarily sentimental but not completely stupid and out of character.

  2. 2 Anonymous
    30 January 2019 at 3:11 am

    Poor grimey


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