Quote of the Day

“I’m sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we’re the worst family in town.” – Homer Simpson
“Maybe we should move to a larger community.” – Marge Simpson

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Ryan
    29 January 2019 at 3:27 am

    Looks like they ended up moving to a larger dinner table instead. Agoosh!

  2. 2 Anonymous
    30 January 2019 at 10:36 am

    Before I was just bored with their antics and their merchandise. Now I wish they were dead.

    • 3 Amen
      1 February 2019 at 12:50 pm

      No, they won’t die. Nobody watches them or buys their merchandise, but the Simpsons must go on. The day they stop airing there will be apocalypse on Earth.

      • 4 Anonymous
        2 February 2019 at 3:26 pm

        Nobody watches them or buys their merchandise

        I assume you’re unfamiliar with the fact that Zombie Simpsons (inexplicably) has fans? And even I would buy some merchandise, should I see something interesting, if it was a notch above Krusty brand quality. But despite being a huge fan for years, the only things I own right now are most of the DVDs of the classic seasons.

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