Archive for January, 2019



25
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“Apu? You can take this job and restaff it!” – Homer Simpson

24
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“Your wife agreed that I should break this to you.” – Dr. Hibbert
“No, need, doc. I can read Marge like a book. . . . Ooh, it’s good news! Isn’t it?” – Homer Simpson
“No, Mr. Simpson.” – Dr. Hibbert

24
Jan
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Aw, we’re gonna die and I never tasted cantaloupe!” – Moe
“Eh, you didn’t miss much. Honeydew is the money melon.” – Krusty the Klown

22
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“It was a tumultuous time for a nation! The clear beverage craze gave us all a reason to live. The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek. And the domestication of the dog continued unabated.” – Homer Siumpson

21
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“There it is!” – Lisa Simpson
“The Duff Beeramyid.” – Bart Simpson
“The Beeramyid contains so much aluminum it would take five men to lift it. Twenty-two immigrant laborers died during its construction.” – Lisa Simpson
“Enh, plenty more where that came from.” – Selma Bouvier

20
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“Hey, Kearney, this fake ID, it is truly excellent. Say, if you tell me where you obtained it, I will overlook the ice cream sandwiches concealed in your armpits.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Deal.” – Kearney

19
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“I had that dream again.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson




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