Archive for January, 2019



12
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

 

“TGIF! Guys, I’m off to Moe’s!” – Homer Simpson
“But, Homer, it’s ten in the morning.” – Lenny
“Don’t worry, I have a plan. I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty,r and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.” – Homer Simpson

11
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“Move a muscle and I’ll blow this wino’s head off!” – Snake
“I’m behind three inches of bullet proof glass. Do your worst.” – Moe
“Alright.” – Snake
“No! Stay out of there! Stay out of there! Oh, Good God, no!” – Moe
“Ho, goodbye student loan payments!” – Snake

10
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“Um, say, is there anything I can do to avoid coming back here?” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, sure, yeah. But, ah, you wouldn’t like it.” – The Devil
“Oh, okay. See you later, then!” – Bart Simpson
“Goodbye, Bart! Remember: lie, cheat, steal, and listen to heavy metal music!” – The Devil
“Yes, sir!” – Bart Simpson

09
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“Comin’ through!” – Barney Gumble
“Barney!” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, yes, they call him the Streak!” – The Larry Davis Experience
“Well, that young man’s bought himself about a decade of detention.” – Principal Dondelinger

Happy birthday, Al Jean!

08
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“Hey, Billy! Hey, Joey! Come on in! There’s plenty of room! Sorry, not you, Homer.” – Little Girl
“Why not?” – Homer Simpson
“But you let in Homer Glumplich.” – Homer Simpson
“Hyuck hyuck!” – Homer Glumplitch
“It says no Homers. We’re allowed to have one.” – Little Girl

07
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“So, we meet again, Mad Magazine.” – Principal Skinner
“How do you know it’s from Mad?” – Bart Simpson
“The year was 1968, we were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flak jacket, revealing a t-shirt with an iron-on sporing the Mad slogan, ‘Up With Miniskirts’. Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn’t quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed Charlie to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can’t get the spices right!” – Principal Skinner

07
Jan
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Dad, the best way for you to help is to set a good example. Just stand around and don’t steal anything. . . . Hey!” – Homer Simpson
“We’re on our break.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

05
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“Five alarm chili, eh? . . . One . . . Two . . . Hey, what’s the big idea?” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, I admit it. It’s only two alarm, two and a half, tops. I just wanted to be a big man in front of the kids.” – Ned Flanders
“Daddy, are you going to jail?” – Todd Flanders
“We’ll see, son. We’ll see.” – Ned Flanders

04
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“As for the rest of it, I’m gonna buy the one thing I’ve been dreaming of all the years I spent in the gutter: a solid gold house.” – Chester J. Lampwick

03
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“Yes, this should provide adequate sustenance for the Doctor Who marathon.” – Comic Book Guy

02
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“We could use a new pet over at the home, seeing how we accidentally killed that smart mouth bird.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

01
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“Are we gonna die, son?” – Homer Simpson
“Yeah. But at least we’ll take a lot of innocent people with us.” – Bart Simpson




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