Archive for February, 2019

15
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“You don’t look so rich.” – Homer Simpson
“Don’t let the haircut fool you, I’m exceedingly wealthy.” – Bill Gates

Happy birthday Matt Groening! 

15
Feb
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Here’s what we’re gonna do. We’ll unload the kids on Patty and Selma Saturday night and then we’ll eat until they kick us out of the place, just like old times!” – Homer Simpson
“Saturday night? I’m not even sure my sisters will be available.” – Marge Simpson
“I’ll take that bet.” – Homer Simpson

13
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“I didn’t do it.” – Bart Simpson

12
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“This year, give her English Muffins . . . whatever you say, Mr. Billboard!” – Homer Simpson

11
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“Oh, I can’t go to jail! I got a swanky lifestyle! I’m used to the best!” – Krusty the Klown
“Krusty, this is America. We don’t send our celebrities to jail.” – IRS Guy

11
Feb
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Mrs. Simpson, the express line is the fastest line not always. That old man up front, he is starved for attention. He will talk the cashier’s head off.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“There’s an interesting behind this nickle. In 1957, I remember it was, I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to three, medium brown…” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

09
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“I’m not gonna let ’em treat Poochie like dirt anymore just because he’s the new guy!” – Homer Simpson
“Right on, Mr. S.” – Roy
“Put a sock in it, Roy.” – Homer Simpson




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