Archive for February, 2019

28
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“Seymour? You were supposed to call me three minutes ago!” – Agnes Skinner
“Sorry, mother, I was driving through a tunnel and my cell phone wouldn’t work.” – Seymour Skinner
“I don’t want you driving through tunnels! You know what that symbolizes!” – Agnes Skinner

27
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“Police officer? Well, I’ll be jiggered.” – Bart Simpson
“If you’d like to learn more, I could arrange for you to ride along in a police car for a night.” – Dr. J. Loren Pryor

“Hey! I don’t need you to get me into the back of a police car.” – Bart Simpson

26
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“Oh, I’ll never pay off that debt!” – Homer Simpson
“Need money fast? Got no experience? Set up, to elegance! Become a limo driver at Classy Joe’s.” – TV Announcer
“That’s it! I’ll make money with a chauffeur job! Good thing you turned on that TV, Lisa.” – Homer Simpson
“I didn’t turn it on. I thought you turned it on.” – Lisa Simpson
“No. Well, anyway, turn it off.” – Homer Simpson
“It is off.” – Lisa Simpson

26
Feb
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Jebediah Obadiah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield came west in 1838. Along the way he met a ferocious bear and killed him with his bare hands. That’s b-a-r-e hands. Although modern historians recently uncovered evidence that the bear, in fact, probably killed him.” – TV Narrator

24
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“On the other hand, when you don’t take advantage of an opportunity, you can end up regretting it for the rest of your life.” – Marge Simpson
“You’re right, Marge. Just like the time I could’ve met Mr. T at the mall. The entire day I kept saying, ‘I’ll go a little later. I’ll go a little later’. And then when I got there, they told me he just left. And when I asked the mall guy if he would ever come back again, he said he didn’t know. Well, I’m never gonna let something like that happen again! I’m going into space right now!” – Homer Simpson

24
Feb
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Man, those cons love Krusty. Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten year old boy.” – Bart Simpson
“And vice versa.” – Lisa Simpson

24
Feb
19

Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“You can be so cruel when you’re sober.” – Sideshow Mel
“Well, I’ll fix that! I’m goin’ on the bender to end all benders!” – Krusty the Klown




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