Quote of the Day

“The following is a list of words I never want to hear on television again. Number one: bra. Number two: horny. Number three: family jewels.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Ryan
    1 February 2019 at 7:30 pm

    Is the joke that these are tame words, or that Grampa’s saying bad-for-the-time words on television? Because those words WEREN’T bad for the time on television, were they? There’s no way there were.

    • 2 Ah Hee Hee Hee
      1 February 2019 at 10:11 pm

      The former. Horny was the only one that woulda caused trouble potentially, and even then probably not

      • 3 Ryan
        2 February 2019 at 8:10 am

        lol Remember in The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace, when Bart is swearing?

        Bart: Hey dad, heard you swearing, mind if I join in? Crap, boobs, crap.

        Then later: “Yeah! Hell, damn, fart!”

        That was just embarrassing. They could say half of those words on Nickelodeon.

  2. 4 Boourns
    2 February 2019 at 8:30 am

    Family Jewels was used in that very episode!

  3. 6 Anonymous
    2 February 2019 at 3:18 pm

    I can picture a certain elderly relative writing a letter like this. Then there are others who just wouldn’t give a damn.

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