05
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“Over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that, for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn’t seem to matter now, so . . . the following people are gay.” – Kent Brockman
“Turn it off.” – Marge Simpson
“Just a second.” – Homer Simpson


4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    5 February 2019 at 11:26 am

    I heard they had to get permission from everyone to use their names.

  2. 5 February 2019 at 5:37 pm

    I love how eager Homer was to know that

  3. 3 Ryan
    5 February 2019 at 10:08 pm

    The last 3 qotds can trigger any liberal college student.


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