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Quote of the Day

“I know how you feel, Mr. Simpson. I myself have spent years searching for my long lost twin brother.” – Shelbyville  Orphanage Director
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, I wish I could help you but we’re looking for my brother today!” – Homer Simpson


1 Response to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    22 February 2019 at 9:56 am

    And then there’s Bleeding Gums Murphy too. I’d forgotten about that until I rewatched ‘Round Springfield a little while back.


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