Quote of the Day

“Seymour? You were supposed to call me three minutes ago!” – Agnes Skinner
“Sorry, mother, I was driving through a tunnel and my cell phone wouldn’t work.” – Seymour Skinner
“I don’t want you driving through tunnels! You know what that symbolizes!” – Agnes Skinner

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    1 March 2019 at 10:31 am

    (And WordPress continues its crusade against any Frinkiac image that isn’t a single static frame without text.)

  2. 2 jeltranksss
    2 March 2019 at 5:22 pm

    Wow, Agnes sure has a lot of silhouetted portraits of her son in profile.

    • 3 Anonymous
      3 March 2019 at 11:07 am

      I was going to mention that they have a weekly silhouette night, but I couldn’t remember what episode that was from. When I looked it up, it was from “The Principal and the Pauper”, so I wouldn’t blame you for forgetting. I still can’t bring myself to watch that episode again, even if it does have a handful of good jokes.

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