Archive for February, 2019



21
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“I know how you feel, Mr. Simpson. I myself have spent years searching for my long lost twin brother.” – Shelbyville  Orphanage Director
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, I wish I could help you but we’re looking for my brother today!” – Homer Simpson

20
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“You can even keep in touch with him on this ham radio.” – Reverend Lovejoy
“Jebus, where are you? Homer to Jebus!” – Homer Simpson

19
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“Hey, Bart, the bakery caught fire and all of downtown smells like cookies. Wanna go smell?” – Milhouse van Houten
“Yes. Yes, I do.” – Bart Simpson

19
Feb
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“It’s been four-thousand days since my last drink. It was my first and last blackberry schnapps.” – Ned Flanders
“Ned, did you clip Ann Landers today?” – Maude Flanders
“Ann Landers is a boring old biddy.” – Ned Flanders
“Ned!” – Maude Flanders
“I was more animal than man!” – Ned Flanders

17
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“After extensive biological and anatomical testing, I regret to announce that the evidence we have is inconclusive. This thing may or may not be human.” – Dr. Marvin Monroe
“That’s what he thinks. I say it’s none other than Bigfoot in the flesh.” – German Scientist
“Oh, no, I disagree. I think it is a man. The eyes had a glimmer of human intelligence.” – French Scientist
“Really? A glimmer in the eyes? What about the sloping ape-like forehead?” – British Scientist
“Oh, the guys at work are going to have a field day with this.” – Homer Simpson

16
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“You’re being ridiculous.” – Marge Simpson
“Am I, Marge? Am I? Think of the property values! Now we can never say only straight people have been in this house.” – Homer Simpson

15
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“You don’t look so rich.” – Homer Simpson
“Don’t let the haircut fool you, I’m exceedingly wealthy.” – Bill Gates

Happy birthday Matt Groening! 




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