Archive for February, 2019



09
Feb
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Wait, I’m confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs was setting them up?” – Homer Simpson
“What are you talking about? There’s nothing like that in there.” – Movementarian Guy
“Oh, you see when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span.” – Homer Simpson

07
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“Good evening, Azran, Carver of Graven Images.” – Homer the Thief
“Ah, good evening, Homer the Thief. How is business?” – Azran, Carver of Graven Images
“Been a little slow these past few months. Not much to steal in the desert, you know?” – Homer the Thief
“Ah, do not worry, my friend. I figure we’ll be wandering out here another two weeks, tops.” – Azran, Carver of Graven Images

06
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“You gotta stop being so trusting, Chief.” – Lou
“I’d rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them.” – Chief Wiggum

05
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“Over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that, for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn’t seem to matter now, so . . . the following people are gay.” – Kent Brockman
“Turn it off.” – Marge Simpson
“Just a second.” – Homer Simpson

04
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“That could be Dad, station wagon, luggage rack . . .” – Bart Simpson
♫”I am woman hear me roar! In numbers too big to ignore! And I know too much to go back to pretend!”♫ – Lady Homer

03
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“It’s time for the never tedious Super Bowl halftime show!” – Brent Gunsilman
“People of Earth, we’ve come ten billion light years to bring you this halftime message of peace!” – Guy in Terrible Alien Costume
♫”One two three o’clock, four o’clock, rock! Five six seven o’clock, eight o’clock, rock! Nine ten eleven o’clock, twelve o’clock, rock! We’re gonna rock around the world tonight!”♫ – Singers in Terrible Alien Costumes
“Oh, this sucks! Come on, snipers, where are you?” – Bart Simpson

Enjoy Maroon 5, everybody! 

02
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“There they are! Let me down here.” – Marge Simpson
“Uh, sorry, there’s no way off till we get to the top, and, even then, it’s sorta tricky.” – Park Ranger

01
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“The following is a list of words I never want to hear on television again. Number one: bra. Number two: horny. Number three: family jewels.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson




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