Archive for March, 2019

31
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.” – DJ 3000
“How does he keep up with the news like that?” – Bill

30
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“Oh, hello, Principal Skinner. . . . No, Bart has never been to Hong Kong, good night. . . . Hello? Tennessee State Police! . . . No, my son’s car was not crushed in Knoxville. I don’t know where to begin telling you what’s wrong with that. . . . Hello? No, Bart is not available tomorrow to deliver a human kidney to Amsterdam. . . . Homer, are you laughing at me?” – Marge Simpson

29
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“A seagull took my sailor hat.” – Homer Simpson

28
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“Music is none of my business.” – Marge Simpson
“That’s fine for you, Marge, but I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I’m lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky.” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday, Alf Clausen! 

27
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“Homer, this is a terrible thing that’s happened. But we can’t blame ourselves.” – Marge Simpson
“We can and will!” – Homer Simpson
“Children need discipline! You can ask any syndicated advice columnist.” – Marge Simpson

Happy birthday, George Meyer!

26
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“We’ll take two tickets to . . . The Stockholm Affair.” – Homer Simpson
“Ooh, the paper called it a taught political thriller.” – Marge Simpson
“Political? Oh.” – Homer Simpson
“Mr. President, disturbing news. Serious cracks developing in the Greco-Bolivian alliance.” – Movie General
“Get me Jed Collick!” – Movie President

25
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“Look! It’s glorious!” – Dr. Marvin Monroe
“It’s beautiful, man.” – Otto
“I love you, Smithers.” – C.M. Burns
“The feeling is more than mutual, sir.” – Mr. Smithers




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