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Quote of the Day

“My friends, tonight we unveil my most diabolical creation: swank. Ten times more addictive that marijuana! To human misery.” – Senator Mendoza
“Ice to see you.” – McBain


4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 11 March 2019 at 9:05 am

    I guess McBain is really David Blaine surviving in that ice sculpture

  2. 2 Anonymous
    11 March 2019 at 10:41 am

    Now I realize that this previous makeup quote was tagged wrong:

    https://deadhomersociety.com/2018/12/24/makeup-quote-of-the-day-50/

    The tag says it’s from “Homer’s Triple Bypass” when it’s actually from “Last Exit to Springfield”.

  3. 4 Nathan Lame
    12 March 2019 at 10:31 am

    Back when you could come up with a word that wasn’t already in common use by trap subculture, and make it sound funny… Ah the nineties!


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