“We’ll take two tickets to . . . The Stockholm Affair.” – Homer Simpson
“Ooh, the paper called it a taught political thriller.” – Marge Simpson
“Political? Oh.” – Homer Simpson
“Mr. President, disturbing news. Serious cracks developing in the Greco-Bolivian alliance.” – Movie General
“Get me Jed Collick!” – Movie President
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
*taut
“It turns out the secret code was the same nursery rhyme he told his daughter.”
Love how they poked fun at the “Hollywood clever” movie trope.
Homer a nice guy but such an asshole.
Early on, he was more of a careless jerk at times, but would often feel bad about his actions later. Zombie Homer is the real asshole.
This isn’t funny, I don’t get it. Why isn’t the president a monkey or a pigeon, and how come they care more about alliances than building walls around their country? Or, blackmailing senators into Russian hacking issues?
I can’t tell if this is Ryan’s latest sockpuppet attempt at weird trolling or just some nerd mocking Zombie Simpsons in an over the top fashion.
– you can’t and you won’t
– yes I will!
– won’t