26
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“We’ll take two tickets to . . . The Stockholm Affair.” – Homer Simpson
“Ooh, the paper called it a taught political thriller.” – Marge Simpson
“Political? Oh.” – Homer Simpson
“Mr. President, disturbing news. Serious cracks developing in the Greco-Bolivian alliance.” – Movie General
“Get me Jed Collick!” – Movie President


7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 jeltranksss
    26 March 2019 at 9:20 am

    *taut

  2. 2 Anonymous
    26 March 2019 at 11:57 am

    “It turns out the secret code was the same nursery rhyme he told his daughter.”

    Love how they poked fun at the “Hollywood clever” movie trope.

  3. 5 Bartissimo
    28 March 2019 at 10:23 am

    This isn’t funny, I don’t get it. Why isn’t the president a monkey or a pigeon, and how come they care more about alliances than building walls around their country? Or, blackmailing senators into Russian hacking issues?

    • 6 Anonymous
      28 March 2019 at 10:30 am

      I can’t tell if this is Ryan’s latest sockpuppet attempt at weird trolling or just some nerd mocking Zombie Simpsons in an over the top fashion.


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