Archive for March, 2019



11
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“My friends, tonight we unveil my most diabolical creation: swank. Ten times more addictive that marijuana! To human misery.” – Senator Mendoza
“Ice to see you.” – McBain

10
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“Today’s Christian doesn’t think he needs God. He thinks he’s got it made. He’s got his hi-fi! His boob tube! And his instant pizza pie!” – Reverend Lovejoy
“Ooh, pizza.” – Homer Simpson

09
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“Hey, look at this, softball starts this week.” – Lenny
“Softball! Who’s next?” – Homer Simpson
“Nah. Count me out.” – Lenny
“Not me.” – Charlie
“No way.” – Carl
“What’s the matter with you guys?” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, last year we were two and twenty-eight!” – Lenny
“Look, I know it wasn’t our best season.” – Homer Simpson
“Actually, it was.” – Lenny

08
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“My name is Lisa Simpson. I’m supposed to talk to you about Proposition 305.” – Lisa Simpson
“Moochin’ war widows.” – Homer Simpson

07
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“Did you wish me to destroy this machine for you?” – Snooty Valet
“Nah. Just park it.” – Homer Simpson

06
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“Kids, you haven’t touched your tongue sandwiches. You need something to drink?” – Patty Bouvier
“We’ve got clamato, Mr. Pibb, and soy milk.” – Selma Bouvier
“That’s alright. I think I’ll just hit the hay.” – Lisa Simpson
“It’s twelve thirty in the afternoon.” – Selma Bouvier
“I’m aware of the time.” – Lisa Simpson

05
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“Look, there must be something I can do on the show. Please, for Mom’s sake?” – Sideshow Luke Perry
“Well, maybe we can find something.” – Krusty the Klown

RIP Luke Perry

04
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“Nelson, you’re bleeding.” – Nelson Crony
“Nah, happens all the time. Somebody else’s blood splatters on me. Hey, wait a minute. You’re right. You made me bleed my own blood.” – Nelson Muntz

03
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“What do you mean, you lost him? He might’ve fallen into one of these machines! Oh, my God! That’s his lucky red hat! He’s a box. My boy’s a box! Damn, you! A box!” – Homer Simpson

02
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“I’m so honored that Springfield has been chosen to host all these upscale chain stores. I guess this makes us yuppies, huh, Homie?” – Marge Simpson
“Enh, I’m really more of a slacker.” – Homer Simpson

01
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“I dunno, Homer. Women can smell panic, and right now I gotta be reekin’ of it.” – Moe
“Relax, all I smell is garlic and fish.” – Homer Simpson




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