Archive for March, 2019



24
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“Troy, my man, it’s MacArthur Parker.” – MacArthur Parker
“MacArthur Parker the agent? MacArthur Parker my agent?” – Troy McClure
“Just checkin’ in, my friend. So, how’s my favorite client?” – MacArthur Parker
“We haven’t spoken in eight years.” – Troy McClure
“Yes! So, I saw the papers today, Troy. Looking good, that wholesome stuff really helps when I’m trying to find you work.” – MacArthur Parker
“You haven’t found me work in twelve years.” – Troy McClure
“Oh, you, jury duty is work.” – MacArthur Parker

23
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“Son, why are you wasting your time with this sleazy trash?” – Hypocritical Man
“Sorry, Dad.” – Guilty Son
“Wait till  I  show the guys  at work this little doozy.” – Hypocritical Man

22
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“Video taping this crime spree is the best idea we ever had.” – Jimbo Jones

21
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“I told you, officer. I’m not ‘hepped up’ on ‘goofballs’.” – Ned Flanders
“Yeah, right.” – Chief Wiggum
“Ned Flanders? I never would’ve imagined.” – Reverend Lovejoy
“Ohh . . . oof!” – Ned Flanders
“High as a kite, everybody! Goofballs!” – Chief Wiggum

20
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“Let’s go, Marge! C’mon! C’mon! C’mon!” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, you know I have a gambling problem.” – Marge Simpson
“Well, what better place to celebrate your recovery than amidst the frenzied excitement of the casino floor?” – Homer Simpson

20
Mar
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“I love these new planes.” – Lisa Simpson
“Yes, it’s a good thing they reevaluated those wacky old designs.” – Hugh Parkfield

18
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“See you in church on Sunday, Marge.” – Helen Lovejoy
“Goodbye, Helen.” – Marge Simpson
“Goodbye, Helen! . . . You have a lovely friend there. Let’s hope something runs over her.” – Jacques




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