Archive for April, 2019

30
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“What are you here for?” – Bleeding Gums Murphy
“My brother just had his appendix out.” – Lisa Simpson
“Is he gonna be okay?” – Bleeding Gum Murphy
“Hello, I’m Dr. Cheeks. I’m doing my rounds and I’m a little behind.” – Bart Simpson
“He’ll be fine.” – Lisa Simpson

30
Apr
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Krusty the Klown, how do you plead?” – Judge
“I plead guilty, your honor! . . . Oh, I’m mean not guilty. Opening night jitters, your honor.” – Krusty the Klown

28
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Now, let’s see, Tide . . . Cheer . . . Bold . . . Biz . . . Fab . . . All . . . Gain . . . Wisk. I believe today I will try Bold.” – Seymour Skinner

27
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Please, please, one at a time, one at a time! Now, who has the most urgent problem?” – Marge Simpson
“I have a recurring dream in which I’m falling!” – Sideshow Mel
“Come right this way, Mel.” – Marge Simpson

27
Apr
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Sorry I’m late, everyone. Somebody tampered with my brakes.” – Ray Patterson
“Well, then you should’ve been early.” – Homer Simpson

25
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“I’d been called ugly, pug-ugly, fugly, pug-fugly, but never ugly-ugly.” – Handsome Moe

Happy birthday, Hank Azaria! 

24
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“I’ve never wanted a beer worse in my life. . . . I love you, honey!” – Homer Simpson
“Are you talking to me or the beer?” – Marge Simpson
“To you, my bubbly, long necked, beechwood aged lover.” – Homer Simpson




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