Archive for April, 2019

30
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“What are you here for?” – Bleeding Gums Murphy
“My brother just had his appendix out.” – Lisa Simpson
“Is he gonna be okay?” – Bleeding Gum Murphy
“Hello, I’m Dr. Cheeks. I’m doing my rounds and I’m a little behind.” – Bart Simpson
“He’ll be fine.” – Lisa Simpson

30
Apr
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Krusty the Klown, how do you plead?” – Judge
“I plead guilty, your honor! . . . Oh, I’m mean not guilty. Opening night jitters, your honor.” – Krusty the Klown

28
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Now, let’s see, Tide . . . Cheer . . . Bold . . . Biz . . . Fab . . . All . . . Gain . . . Wisk. I believe today I will try Bold.” – Seymour Skinner

27
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Please, please, one at a time, one at a time! Now, who has the most urgent problem?” – Marge Simpson
“I have a recurring dream in which I’m falling!” – Sideshow Mel
“Come right this way, Mel.” – Marge Simpson

27
Apr
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Sorry I’m late, everyone. Somebody tampered with my brakes.” – Ray Patterson
“Well, then you should’ve been early.” – Homer Simpson

25
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“I’d been called ugly, pug-ugly, fugly, pug-fugly, but never ugly-ugly.” – Handsome Moe

Happy birthday, Hank Azaria! 

24
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“I’ve never wanted a beer worse in my life. . . . I love you, honey!” – Homer Simpson
“Are you talking to me or the beer?” – Marge Simpson
“To you, my bubbly, long necked, beechwood aged lover.” – Homer Simpson

23
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Dad, Otto’s going through a real tough time. Can’t he stay with us for a while?” – Bart Simpson
“I know we didn’t ask for this, Homer. But doesn’t the Bible say, ‘Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you do unto me’?” – Marge Simpson
“Yes, but doesn’t the Bible also say, ‘Thou shalt not take moochers into thy . . . hut’?” – Homer Simpson

22
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Smithers, this plague doesn’t scare me. I’ve constructed a germ free chamber for myself. Not a single microbe can get in or out.” – C.M. Burns

21
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens. He came in peace, and then died, only to come back to life. And his name was . . . E.T., the Extra Terrestrial. I love that little guy.” – Reverend Lovejoy

20
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Simpson, what are you doing here? Why aren’t you at work?” – Mr. Smithers
“I made a bad mistake and Lenny sent me home to think about what I did. But I don’t remember what it was, so I’m watching TV.” – Homer Simpson

20
Apr
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“The monkey’s on my part of the sofa.” – Marge Simpson
“Honey, he’s clearly marked his territory.” – Homer Simpson

18
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“In light of these new facts, of which I now realize I was largely aware, I must take action!” – Mayor Quimby

17
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Dad, do you think I might see your plutonium isolation module?” – Adil
“Uh, maybe? Hold on a second. . . Hey, Lenny, does this place have one of those plutonium isolation deals?” – Homer Simpson
“Yeah, over in sector twelve.” – Lenny
“Sector twelve?” – Homer Simpson
“Third floor, by the candy machines.” – Lenny
“Oh, that sector twelve.” – Homer Simpson

17
Apr
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Alright, the battlefield is just a half mile ahead. Begin braking procedure!” – Principal Skinner

15
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Hello, Dondelinger.” – Old Homer Simpson
“Simpson, is that a plunger stuck on your head?” – Old Dondelinger
“D’oh!” – Old Homer Simpson

14
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Sir! Try to land on Leonard’s carcass!” – Mr. Smithers

13
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish?  Then why’d I have the bowl, Bart?  Why did I have the bowl?” – Milhouse van Houten

12
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Sir, that’s by Homer Simpson. I don’t think you want to buy it.” – Mr. Smithers
“Smithers, years ago I blew the chance to buy Picasso’s Guernica for a song. Luckily that song was ‘White Christmas’ and by hanging onto it I made billions.” – C.M. Burns

11
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“No! The slide is perfectly safe! This was an isolated incident!” – Krusty the Klown
“I understand that, Krusty. But, Krusty! Isn’t that exactly what you said right before the recall of tainted Krusty brand mayonnaise?” – Kent Brockman
“Now, Kent, you know that question is out of bounds! This interview is over!” – Krusty the Klown




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