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19

Quote of the Day

“No! The slide is perfectly safe! This was an isolated incident!” – Krusty the Klown
“I understand that, Krusty. But, Krusty! Isn’t that exactly what you said right before the recall of tainted Krusty brand mayonnaise?” – Kent Brockman
“Now, Kent, you know that question is out of bounds! This interview is over!” – Krusty the Klown


3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    11 April 2019 at 10:55 am

    And I contend that those tourists were decapitated before they entered the KrustyLand House of Knives.


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